Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by INSUBORDINATOR » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:42 pm

I liked these...
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:15 pm

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Post by VWNate1 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:45 pm

? Maybe it's because he likes looking at her as he works the fields....?

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by S 854 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:23 pm

“No Chew Deterrent”... yeah... right...

One of my dogs will steal Irish Spring right out of the soap dish...

A dog’s gonna do what a dog wants to do... (and I wouldn’t have it any other way... :wub: )
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by cheeseheadmike » Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:14 am

Before L L Bean went national, we stopped at the Freeport, ME store while on vacation. I picked up a supposedly chew proof training duck for our small lab. Never had the chance to throw it as she had it destroyed by the time we got back to Illannoy. The little weirdo would bust open a bag of Bic razors and chew on one of those.
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Post by VWNate1 » Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:30 pm

One of my pups once ate a 16Oz can of Lithium based white grease ~ I'd been told it's highly poisonous but he seemed to take it in stride .
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:47 am

I had a golden retriever once who at the cushions off of a brand new $1,000 dollar couch, ate 3 giant holes in the wall of our w@$# room, pulled out the plumbing from under our slab foundation house by grabbing onto an outside faucet and pulling and then chewed up the 10 different water hoses i had outside for watering various areas of the yard. Still, he was as lovable a pup as could ever be. The problem was not him, but us, as both my wife and I worked full-time and simply did not run, exercise or play with him enough to keep him busy and content. My wife just yelled at one of our dogs for drinking out of the toilet in the bathroom. There is virtually nothing a dog won't eat or drink if they choose to. Any toy with a squeaker enclosed or inside of it, will last maybe a few seconds when we bring it home before total destruction ends its lifespan with my dogs. My wirehair Jack Russell, Dusty, ate two shoes of mine on the first day we got her. A left one on one pair and a right one on the other. She ate the tassels off of another pair of shoes and chewed up many a pair of flip flops from various guests my daughter had invited over for summer parties. All in all, I believe a well-balanced diet to a common dog is to simply add sugar or peanut butter to whatever is in front of them. Nothing is too weird for their tastes in the long run and it is often a challenge to change that with them. :-)
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by INSUBORDINATOR » Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:59 am

With the young dogs I've owned - a Budget for chew toys is a necessity - like extortion to save on shoes & etc. Our new Mountain Feist is coming along nicely.
We learned he had been surrendered by his first adopters, following an incident at HOME DEPOT (the rescue ladies said NOT to take him there).
After inquiring about said incident with one fulltime employee there, she remembered what happened & Our Dog. He was peacefully riding around in a shopping cart until he saw another dog & went berserk - Jumping from the cart onto the other dog. When finally separated - he went on a wild fast running tour of the store - no one could catch him, & he was carrying a small canvas pouch he had grabbed - shaking it like a rat while he ran. Someone eating a snack finally managed to grab his collar & hold him for his mortified - but dumb owner. He was banned from Home Depot. The lady telling me about it and I, got a good laugh out of it.
He behaves a lot better at home - but keeps us laughing.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by S 854 » Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:41 pm

Makes me smile just looking at the pics... dogs are good for the soul...
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by cheeseheadmike » Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:21 pm

We had a Feist who was a sweetheart with a stinker streak. She was quite small and would nap on the back of the couch. She would also lay in wait there if you were eating. Pizza was her favorite ambush. You’d be pushing a slice towards your face when there’d suddenly be a small black head trying to snatch it away.

I miss her.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:11 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

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