Funny or WTF photo thread

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Dog Poop

Post by VWNate1 » Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:14 pm

None of my dogs has ever dropped a stool anywhere it shouldn't have .

Those who refuse to clean up after or lease / fence in their dogs deserve to loose them .

I'd rather not punish the pup because it truly doesn't know any better .

In the 1930's a friend of mine's father got tired of the lazy woman next door (she was no lady) who'd walk her dog every day to poop on their lawn ~ the old man tried being nice and eventually told her the next time she'd not like his response, she did it again and he forced her to pick up the fresh dog poop with her bare hands......

It was never any problem again .
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:36 pm

I have a Dane, and when I walk her in the city I carry a big disposable cup and a bag to put her leavings in, then just find an outdoor trash can to dump it. I don't see what's so difficult about it, and her poop piles are the size of a small toddler.

I've watched pet owners' dogs take a dump on the floor of the local Petsmart/Petco store and they simply ignore it like it didn't happen, which irritates the hell out of me. They shouldn't be making the store staff clean up their dog's crap but it seems to be part of that whole 'entitled' BS I see so much of. The few times my dog took a squat in the store (she was young and still in training) I immediately found the "Oops" station, and cleaned everything up thoroughly before anyone even noticed, waved off the employees who offered to help.

No one seems to pay much attention to common courtesy any more.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by tgtrotter » Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:51 pm

HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE AN AGNOSTIC DYSLEXIC WITH INSOMNIA ?????
That's a person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

The guy had a huge Shepard. The first time he screamed "I can't stop him from shitting". The second time he yelled " fark you. You dont own the sidewalk " The third time I didn't say anything. Just got my shovel, scooped it up and followed him to his house. When I got to his driveway he turned and said "Step on my property I'll break your farking neck." So I sure shottedly launched the huge poop onto his front porch door, hoisted the shovel across my chest and said "you're right. You can't stop him from pooping. I don't own the sidewalk in front of my home. But I do own a shovel and If you think you're tough enough come at me." My knees were shaking and my voice cracking.

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Bilgekeeldave » Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:08 pm

I live out in the woods. I don't know where my dog craps.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:10 pm

With the wild bears?
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Bilgekeeldave » Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:16 pm

I haven't seen any bears around here, coyotes, fox, otters, deer, raccoons, squirrels, chipmunks, rabbits, he chases them all.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Bilgekeeldave » Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:40 pm

Bee Gees music over North Korean marching.

https://youtu.be/QbC6dLG_dQY
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by jvan1954 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:12 pm

Bilgekeeldave wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:40 pm
Bee Gees music over North Korean marching.

https://youtu.be/QbC6dLG_dQY
Excellent, that is the first time I remember enjoying that song. it used to play on the radio 4/5 times an hour for what seemed like many years. Who knew that Kims boys could boogie?
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by robp » Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:15 am

Similar - NK Party Rock Anthem : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftqBHxEORu0

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by tgtrotter » Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You English talk so funny ¿?
...or is it the other way around ?
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

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