Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by S 854 » Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:44 pm

Groan...

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Lmo » Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:02 am

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by lendrinkard » Wed Apr 08, 2020 12:49 pm

Ha
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by S 854 » Wed Apr 08, 2020 1:13 pm

That’s it Lew... yer GROUNDED!
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Lofty » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:32 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Thu Apr 09, 2020 12:20 am

I think this may be a very similar group of old farts. I think they are giving their opinions about hearing the non-stop, 24/7 hours a day virus crap though. :-)
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GHGoodwin » Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:21 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by :FI:Igor » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:15 pm

Ya know as sick as that is.....makes sense.....carry
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Pterodactyl » Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:15 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:30 pm

Typical day in the life on the farm. :-)
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Lofty » Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:53 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Jdsova » Sat Apr 11, 2020 4:18 pm

Enjoy:
From an anonymous UPS delivery driver.... five types of customers since the “rona”:
1) Steve:
He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months of provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.
Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.
2) Brad:
He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is fretting & angry because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft “no go zone line” from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.
Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.
3) Lisa:
She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule, and never misses the opportunity to report people she believes are not properly complying with stay-at-home orders and social distancing requirements. She also types long rants about people not social distancing on Facebook. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.
She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.
4) Karen:
She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Target, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chick-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello kitchen” to her.
Karen will not survive longer than Brad.
5) Mary:
Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her a second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.
Mary will survive and marry Steve. Together they will repopulate the earth.
May God have mercy on us all. :lol:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:12 am

Marvellous all. Image

Speshly like virgin into a volcano and battery carry handle.


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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by SidecarDan » Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:27 am

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