Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by scottmastrocinque » Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:45 am

Niteblues wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:41 pm
S 854 wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:11 pm
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I think I met one of those gals with her sister and brother...
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I asked if I could get a picture in front of my Ural...then I had to get them to move to the side, otherwise I couldn't see the bike. :lol:
As an unfortunate member of the Society of Fat People, I take offense! Although I’m not a violent man, if you were here, I’d just sit on you until you stopped moving, then eat you. Enough said. :D
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Thu Nov 21, 2019 11:41 am

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Niteblues » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:22 pm

scottmastrocinque wrote:
Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:45 am
Niteblues wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:41 pm
S 854 wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:11 pm
CC0109A8-DD20-4659-9A0C-53639CB2D11E.jpeg
I think I met one of those gals with her sister and brother...
P4150022.JPG
I asked if I could get a picture in front of my Ural...then I had to get them to move to the side, otherwise I couldn't see the bike. :lol:
As an unfortunate member of the Society of Fat People, I take offense! Although I’m not a violent man, if you were here, I’d just sit on you until you stopped moving, then eat you. Enough said. :D
Well, to expand on my encounter with these folks, they told me they love to eat! Unsolicited, they told me they lived on a farm, ate a half dozen chickens, a gross of biscuits (I'm guessing that's 144) as well as additional trimmings EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER. She told me about their sons, every one of them over 500lbs. One of the sons had been in the Marines, but was discharged for being- you guessed it- overweight. She referred to her blonde sister as being the petite one of the family.
They were proud of who they were, and I just politely listened.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by scottmastrocinque » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:25 pm

LOL. I’d just politely listen to you too. Then eat you! 😆
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by robp » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:00 pm

My favorite line from the Weird Al song above: "I got more Chins than Chinatown"

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by AndyH » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:26 pm

S 854 wrote:
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How’d you like to be the A&P who gets to remove that?!?
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by INSUBORDINATOR » Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:41 pm

Being slightly chunky myself - figured I'd be forgiven for RE-CYCLING this Classic WTF Thread Photo....
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:42 pm

That poor motorcycle...and are the tires rated for a load like that? :shock:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Lofty » Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:23 pm

Surely, that's an poorly done Photoshop effort.

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:47 pm

Lofty wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:23 pm
Surely, that's an poorly done Photoshop effort.

We can only hope.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:02 am

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:04 am

Lofty wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:23 pm


"Don't believe everything you see on the Internet."
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I thought Benjamin Franklin said that first.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Lofty » Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:42 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:27 pm

:lol:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Pterodactyl » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:34 pm

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