A smart little girl

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A smart little girl

Post by thumper05flstsc » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:54 pm

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one that sold the Ural and bought a Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
Forrest fog 2013 Gear Up. "IT"........GONE Replaced with an Indian Springfield.

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Re: A smart little girl

Post by norton(kel) » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:09 pm

:lol:
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Post by sallen » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:19 pm

:clap: ++
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Re: A smart little girl

Post by gobium » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:48 pm

:lol:luv your editing technique

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Re: A smart little girl

Post by iwrench2 » Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:31 pm

:boogie:
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Re: A smart little girl

Post by biker » Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:56 pm

Nothing one can say about that little girls comment. :thumbsup: :lol: :boogie: :-D :clap: :cheers: :lurker:
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Re: A smart little girl

Post by Albuquralque » Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:30 am

:thumbsup:

:lol:
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Re: A smart little girl

Post by Squire230 » Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:32 am

:clap:
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Post by Muzzleflash » Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:16 pm

:lol:
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Re: A smart little girl

Post by Tin Man » Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:41 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: A smart little girl

Post by DesertRat » Sat Nov 08, 2014 11:29 am

:lol: The friend I bought my Gear Up from tells me his 11 yo daughter is pi$$ed. Really, really pi$$ed.
He bought a Victory, and she won't have anything to do with it.
He even tells her when they come to town I will give her rides, or let them take it out, but she's still mad about it months later.
I told him this joke last night and all he could do was hang his head...
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Re: A smart little girl

Post by thumper05flstsc » Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:09 pm

DesertRat wrote::lol: The friend I bought my Gear Up from tells me his 11 yo daughter is pi$$ed. Really, really pi$$ed.
He bought a Victory, and she won't have anything to do with it.
He even tells her when they come to town I will give her rides, or let them take it out, but she's still mad about it months later.
I told him this joke last night and all he could do was hang his head...
I have the opposite problem. Last November I traded my Harley in for my Gear Up. My wife is still pizzed about it and doesn't want anything to do with the Ural. I asked her why and she said she is embarrassed to be seen it, say's it's an old ladies bike. I told her, "well you are an old lady" and that's when the fight started.
Forrest fog 2013 Gear Up. "IT"........GONE Replaced with an Indian Springfield.

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Post by MikeVA76 » Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:04 pm

My boys love the Ural. I had actually pondered selling it. Mainly to simplify the toy list and free up some cash. But I can't do it. I take it out, especially with my kids and realize it's place is permanent. My wife prefers two wheels and the quiet sewing machine efficiency of the BMW. She says the same thing about the Ural. Too loud, too archaic, lol. She humors me once and a while and goes for a ride in it.

Mike

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Re: A smart little girl

Post by cdscoot » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:47 pm

What a great story! We had a good laugh!~ :cheers:
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Re: A smart little girl

Post by Ragman » Mon Nov 10, 2014 3:13 pm

lol
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