Best quotes from the owners manual

Welcome Comrade! Pull up a barstool and order yourself a virtual vodka or Baltika and enjoy the camaraderie of other Soviet bloc bike enthusiasts. Nastrovya! This is the place for generic conversations about bikes and life in general.
Forum rules
This is the place for general discussion about motorcycles and life in general. No political posts. Use The "Other" Toy Box section for other bikes, guns, collectibles or hobbies.
hotflash44
Hero of the Soviet Union - 2017
Hero of the Soviet Union - 2017
Posts: 2623
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:03 pm

Re: Best quotes from the owners manual

Postby hotflash44 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:04 am

Mr Wazzock wrote:Speaking of Stalin, that reminded me of a TV documentary years ago about the 5 year plans etc., where it was mentioned that all you could get in the shops were buckets, because productivity was measured by how much raw stock a manufacturer consumed per month, and so guess what the quickest way of using it up was to make buckets. ( and to think many folks in the USA think this is how they would like to live, you know the old adage if you cant learn from history you must relive it. :foilhead: )


-
drive a 2016 gear up asphalt grey .Air America CIA circa 1967/8 Vung Tau Viet Nam USS Tutuila ARG-4 (AND JUST A TOUCH OF AGENT ORANGE!)

mtrdrms
Comrade Colonel
Comrade Colonel
Posts: 317
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:17 pm
Location: Colebrook, CT.

Re: Best quotes from the owners manual

Postby mtrdrms » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:11 pm

Page 14:
Since the Ural is an old fashioned design, the plugs will foul quickly if the engine is run too rich.
- Andy

Everyday. No excuses.
2013 Ural Patrol
1998 Ural Tourist

siberman1
Hero of the Soviet Union - 2017
Hero of the Soviet Union - 2017
Posts: 2726
Joined: Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:50 pm
Location: MST/MDST

Re: Best quotes from the owners manual

Postby siberman1 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:42 pm

gobium wrote:Ural Manual was printed for Western market!
Every Russian farm girls know how to fit Ural from birth.


...well.... maybe not from "birth", but a few years thereafter? :lol:

YMMV
Sent from my laptop using OEM fingers, ordinary Mouse, and LCD-screen
2014 полынь зеленый гU
Сибирь Экспресс #2

Zero payments

mtrdrms
Comrade Colonel
Comrade Colonel
Posts: 317
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:17 pm
Location: Colebrook, CT.

Re: Best quotes from the owners manual

Postby mtrdrms » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:27 pm

Page 78:
Batteries contain sulfuric acid which can cause severe burns. Antidote: external - flush with water. Internal- drink large quantities of water followed by milk or magnesia, vegetable oil or beaten eggs.
- Andy

Everyday. No excuses.
2013 Ural Patrol
1998 Ural Tourist


Return to “The Virtual Watering Hole”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 11 guests